Scariest Headline of the Week:

"There Will Be 2.1 Million New Homeland Security Jobs By 2015: Don't Miss Out"

(In an employment ad in today's Washington Post)

By the way, have you all had your requisite dosage of Epigallocatechin Gallate today? This erstwhile mystery nutrient is advertised prominently on the can of Hansen's Diet Green Tea Tangerine Soda that I am drinking.